�� … I was waiting for the bus on Kingston Road yesterday, and saw this ad posted on the inside of the shelter:
“Peter’s Academy of Defensive Driving” and a bunch of tear-away phone #s.
I thought, ‘defensive’?
Hmmmm… :I Imagined a bunch of scaredy-looking people driving around, sitting up too close to the wheel, peering out very cautiously … your typical way too slow/way too nervous driver.
Then I thought, wouldn’t it be funny if someone opened up a Driving School with this name:
“Howard’s Academy of Offensive Driving”
Teee-heee.
(I know, I know, we have enough of those drivers too, but still … it’d be a funny prank to pull on someone that’s new to the whole Driving School circuit.)
No?
December 4, 2006 at 4:01 am
Something tells me that Howard’s Academy would have a very long waiting list.
December 4, 2006 at 4:39 am
Yes, probably very true. Ha.
I’ve been going through other people’s blogs on your blog. (does that make sense?)
Anyway, I liked a few and know a few.
And, yes, there was a few that I didn’t like.
A few I copied.
A few I read with great interest … thanks.
(I’m in a weird mood…)
December 4, 2006 at 2:16 pm
Weird? You’re weird? Ha! You don’t know weird until you’ve seen me and Calamity Jenni in action!! Giggle! Ok mostly it’s me being weird but she’s there so she’s an accomplice right?
December 10, 2006 at 2:21 am
Zita!
I am th queen of Offensive Driving. If you open a Tim Horton’s in California, I will open an Offensive Driving school in Ontario.
March 9, 2008 at 9:43 am
free car quote
Excellent post. Keep it up!
August 1, 2008 at 2:40 pm
funny post! ;p