ass  Haha … I read that sentence today in ‘The Diviners’ and I had to write it down. I want to always remember this and say it from time to time.

Me: “I don’t care if your ass falls off, you cannot be online at this hour. Now get your ass into bed!”

Partner looking confused and scared says, “Okay”, and gets his ass offline and into bed.

Hahahaaaa….

Ahhh the English language. I love it.